Ski Bum Turned Weekend Warrior Check
Check off as many boxes as apply to your lifestyle.
If you check more than 50% of the boxes, I've got bad news for you....
- You actually buy ski poles.
- You use duct tape for emergencies instead of keeping your
pants together for another 5 years.
- You do all your chores and errands monday through thursday.
- Your legs aren't tired right now.
- You count a 3 hour morning "dawn patrol" as a ski day.
- You finally have people to ski with all the time.
- You buy new skins before wearing all the fur off your old ones.
- On ski vacations you sleep in hotels instead of parking lots.
- All your vacation time and sick days are used by the end
- You have a ski quiver, rather than something that still slides.
- Your gore-tex still works.
- You feel like you should be getting back to work as you read