3 Cosmic ways to get in touch with the freak
By hand held 2 way radio
To avoid being tracked by the govenment, the freak doesn't carry
a cell phone. However, you can always reach him by walkie talkie
on channel 10-15. Just be sure to be within a 2 mile radius of
the Wasatch foothills and have a fresh charge.
By Telepathy
You know what to do.
By Internetual Spamulation
You can send an email message directly to the freak, but you must
include your code name and what you like to go down on (skis, snowboard,
other).
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