backcountry skiing with the foothill freak
Skiing the east bowl of Mount Raymond

3 Cosmic ways to get in touch with the freak

By hand held 2 way radio

To avoid being tracked by the govenment, the freak doesn't carry a cell phone. However, you can always reach him by walkie talkie on channel 10-15. Just be sure to be within a 2 mile radius of the Wasatch foothills and have a fresh charge.

By Telepathy

You know what to do.

By Internetual Spamulation

You can send an email message directly to the freak, but you must include your code name and what you like to go down on (skis, snowboard, other).